|South Dakota Salad|
1 vending-machine-sized bag Cool Ranch Doritos (the blue bag)
1 vending-machine-sized bag whatever-cheese Doritos (the red bag)
1 bag Terriaki-Ranch flavored beef jerky
1 20 oz bottle of Mountain Dew
pour the mountain dew into a Teflon saucepan. heat on low-light, bringing to a light boil (do not burn the soda!). allow the soda to reduce (this means become syrupy).
open the other vending-machine bags and pour into a bowl. toss this "salad" until adequately mixed.
pour the mountain-dew-reduction over the "salad".
now that you have dressed the salad, enjoy.
my brother and i recommend eating it with your fingers, but make sure there's a sink nearby to wash the reduction off your hands.
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