South Dakota Salad - The Stoner's Cookbook

South Dakota Salad
Submitted by: FelixG

Ingredients:

1 vending-machine-sized bag Cool Ranch Doritos (the blue bag)

1 vending-machine-sized bag whatever-cheese Doritos (the red bag)

1 bag Terriaki-Ranch flavored beef jerky

1 20 oz bottle of Mountain Dew

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Marijuana: No
Type: Munchie
Difficulty: Easy
Serves: N/A
Comments: 3
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Directions:

pour the mountain dew into a Teflon saucepan. heat on low-light, bringing to a light boil (do not burn the soda!). allow the soda to reduce (this means become syrupy).

open the other vending-machine bags and pour into a bowl. toss this "salad" until adequately mixed.

pour the mountain-dew-reduction over the "salad".

now that you have dressed the salad, enjoy.

my brother and i recommend eating it with your fingers, but make sure there's a sink nearby to wash the reduction off your hands.

Comments:

	not cool. sounds like something you eat if that's the only things left in the cabinet. Johnny from http://www.frattoys.com
	johnnybones \| 15 March 2010	Reply

	not cool. sounds like something you eat if that's the only things left in the cabinet. Johnny from www.frattoys.com
	johnnybones \| 15 March 2010	Reply

	bloody hell!
	budbuster5000 \| 08 June 2009	Reply